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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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Use Tinder to match with someone who shares your interests, explore the night with a new friend, grab a drink at a local bar, or enjoy a coffee date at a.

So, I’m strolling down ul. Floriańska, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. The sun’s shining, people are buzzing, and I’m thinking, “This city is lit!” But then, BAM! I spill my coffee all over my notes. Like, seriously? My research on the effects of air pollution on plant growth? Ruined. I was ready to throw a fit.

Polish Cup up for grabs this weekend in Kraków