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After what felt like an eternity, I finally catch the rat. I’m feelin’ like I just won the lottery. But then, the lady starts cryin’. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, she was attached to the rat. I mean, seriously? You’re crying over a rat? I just can’t.

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