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But ugh, what pisses me off? Creeps who think it’s a free pass to get nasty. Nah, fam, keep it classy! It’s s’posed to be chill, sensual—not a damn porno set. I’m over here like, “Can ya not ruin this for me?” Once got a massage so good I nearly cried—swear to God, my spine was singin’ hallelujah. Probs exaggerated that in my head, like, “I’m healed! I’m a goddess now!” Total drama queen moment.

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Finally, I get my act together. The auction starts, and I’m in my element. I’m shoutin’ bids, makin’ jokes, and the crowd’s lovin’ it. I mean, who knew people would fight over a rusty sword? But then, outta nowhere, this lady in the front row starts yellin’. Turns out, she’s the sword’s great-great-granddaughter or somethin’. She’s all, “That’s my family heirloom!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s a rusty sword, not the crown jewels!”

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