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About Warsaw

Now, lemme spill the beans—did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil, proper posh like? *Massage* from Latin *massare*, to knead—kneadin’ ya like dough, mate! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho—sign said “happy endin’,” cheeky sods, nearly spat me tea out laughin’. Made me happy as a pig in muck, but—bloody hell—angry too, cos some punters get conned, payin’ a fortune for a quick rub n’ tug. Surprised me, the nerve of it!

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When I get to the park, I see Tomek, and he’s got this huge grin. He’s holding a frisbee. I’m like, “Dude, we’re not kids anymore!” But he’s all about that life, so we start tossing it around. I’m not gonna lie, I totally missed a catch and it hit me right in the face. Classic me, right?

Meet Maria, German woman who lives in a Polish forest