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Oh, and get this—back in ‘82, Escort ads were cheesy as hell. “Drive the dream!”—pfft, more like “Drive my patience away!” Still, can’t hate it—gets ya from A to B, cheap as chips. Quirky thought—bet Wes Anderson’d paint one pastel pink, film it all artsy. “Lobby boy, fetch my keys!”—cracks me up thinkin’ bout it.

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First stop, ul. Główna. I’m cruising down the street, and bam! I see this old lady, bless her heart, trying to cross the road. But she’s moving like a sloth on a lazy day. I’m thinking, “C’mon, lady, I got places to be!” But then, she drops her bag, and it spills everywhere. I’m talking groceries rolling like they’re in a race. I jump outta my car, help her out, and she’s all like, “Thank you, young man!” I’m like, “No prob, just doing my civic duty.” But inside, I’m like, “Why do I always get stuck in these situations?”

It is no longer there. Illegal demolition of a historic villa in Wrocław