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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this: me, laid out, some twit’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, you idiot sandwich!” Therapist’s hands were like Dory—lost, flappin’ about, no clue where they’re goin’! Made me laugh, though—happy as a pig in shit when they hit that sweet spot. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it’d be all dodgy vibes, but nah, some legit science in it—releases endorphins, gets blood pumpin’. Still, half the time it’s a con! Overpriced rubbish—£80 for some numpty to paw ya? “You’re an embarrassment to the ocean!” I’d shout.

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Jestem piękną zadbaną kobietą o atrakcyjnym jędrnym ciele,oraz pięknej buzi,o szlachetnych rysach. Jestem namiętna, czuła, i delikatna ale też gorąca,i zdecydowana.

While I’m sipping, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sitting there, eavesdropping like a total creep. The guy’s like, “You never listen!” and she’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Dude, just communicate!” But hey, who am I to judge? My love life’s a mess too.

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