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So, sexual-massage—its like, pro masseuses gettin’ frisky. Not just rubbin’ backs, nah, they go *there*. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Called it “therapeutic touch”—yeah, right, therapeutic my ass! Bet they were all, “I’m just helpin’ ya relax, bro!” Wink, wink. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine Homer gettin’ one. D’oh! I’d spill beer everywhere, prolly fart mid-session. Classy, right?

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s wearing a neon green jacket. Like, who does that? He starts yelling about how he’s the next big thing. I’m just standing there, rolling my eyes. “Bro, you’re in Jarocin, not New York.” But he’s all about that “I’m gonna make it big” life. I mean, good for him, but c’mon, man.

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