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What pisses me off? Fakes! Catfishers with pics from 10 years ago—YOU SHALL NOT PASS, posers! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “Show your real face, coward!” But when it works? Oh, mate, it’s gold. Met this lass once—total fire, no cap. We clicked, we vibed, it was like, “Your body’s my map,” straight outta the movie. That shit’s rare, tho—most times it’s awkward AF. Like, “Uh, you’re not 6’2, bruv.”

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into my buddy, Tomek. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he’s ranting about how the pigeons in the park are plotting against him. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, chill. They’re just pigeons! But then he pulls out this video of a pigeon stealing his sandwich. I mean, I can’t even.

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