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Picture this: some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a banker’s handshake, and hands goin’ *veni, vidi, vici*—I came, I saw, I conquered. Makes me chuffed to bits, it does! But lemme tell ya, I got proper miffed once—heard some dodgy parlour in Soho charged 200 quid for a “tantric special.” 200 quid! For a rub-down? I’d rather flog me nan’s silver teapot. Still, when it’s done right, oof, it’s like Monsieur Oscar in *Holy Motors*—“We’re alive, we’re alive!”—you feel every nerve pingin’, like you’ve won the bleedin’ lottery.

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By now, I’m losing it. I just wanna go home. But no, the universe has other plans. A group of teenagers comes in, blasting music from their phones. I’m like, “Seriously? This is a store, not a club!” They’re laughing, throwing snacks around. I’m ready to kick them out, but then one of them drops a bag of chips. It explodes everywhere! I can’t help but laugh. It’s like a scene from a movie.

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