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Sex-dating’s tricky here, man. Laws are tight, cops snoopin, plus the church goin, “Nyet, nyet, sin!” But people still do it—quiet-like, underground. Reminds me of that line, “You’re a ghost, Captain Wiesler.” Everyone’s hidin somethin on these apps. Me? I’m just tryna find a gal who’s real, not some bot or scammer. Mmm… donuts. Once saw a profile sayin, “Pay me in pelmeni”—laughed my ass off! True story, tho—some folks trade food for sex here. Wild, right?

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First off, I hit up the local café, the one on the corner of Robert St. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Sweet, right? But I’m still kinda grumpy. I mean, who wants to start their day with a coffee shower?

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