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About Auckland

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

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But whatever, I keep walking. I’m feeling a bit down, ya know? Then, I spot this little shop on the corner of Queen St. It’s got all these cool crafts and local art. I walk in, and the owner’s super friendly. We start chatting about the local scene, and she tells me about the Wainuiomata Festival coming up. I’m like, “Count me in!”

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