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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s history! Old as dirt. Ancient Rome had it—orgies and oil, baby! They’d slather up gladiators, get ‘em all loose, then bam—happy endin’! True story, look it up. I’m imaginin’ some Roman dude, all sweaty, goin’, “Yeah, this is the life!” Meanwhile, I’m mad—why didn’t I get born back then? Today, it’s all hush-hush, “massage parlors” with winky signs. Sketchy! I went once—total accident, swear—walked in, saw the vibe, and bolted. “I’m not that guy!” I screamed in my head. Heart racin’, palms sweaty—neurotic mess!

Best Massage near me in Auckland

1. poco a poco · Karangahape Rd, Auckland New Zealand. ; 2. Hair Love · New North Rd, Mt Albert Auckland New Zealand. ; 3.

So, I’m cruisin’ down Great North Rd, right? Just me and my sketchbook, ready to capture the vibes. The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be epic!” But then, bam! I trip over some random dog leash. Like, c’mon, dude! Who leaves their dog’s leash just chillin’ on the sidewalk? I’m all sprawled out, lookin’ like a hot mess.

Point Chevalier Little Library pops up