Mila Ngaio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wellington

Okay, typos time—whore’s liek, so misundrstood. Ppl think she’s just a hoe, but nahhh, she’s a hustler. I’d totes hang with her, sip matcha, and talk sh*t. She’d prob laugh at my glam squad— “Kimmy, why so many brushes?”—and I’d be like, “B*tch, contour!” Haha, love her already.

Humiliating Need

Nestled in the picturesque Macandrew Bay, overlooking the Otago harbour, stands a breathtaking weatherboard bungalow that epitomizes coastal elegance.

So, I get to the meeting, and it’s a total snooze fest. We’re discussing community projects, and I’m trying to keep my eyes open. I mean, who cares about the new playground on Crofton Road? I’m all for kids having fun, but c’mon! I’m here for the big ideas, not swings and slides.

Crime wave in Ōtautahi