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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just some new-age crap. Back in the day, like ancient China, they were all about it—called it “tantric touch” or some shit. Little known fact: emperors got it to last longer in bed! Bet those old dudes were like, “I’m so seriouslah awesome!” Kinda makes me happy thinkin’ bout it—power moves with a happy ending, heh! But then ya got these modern spas, chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown”—that pisses me off! Respect my authoritah, I ain’t payin’ that!

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First off, I’m a typhlopedagogue, which is just a fancy way of saying I teach visually impaired kids. Love my job, but today? Ugh. I head over to the school on Queen St, and I’m pumped to see my kiddos. But guess what? The bus is late. Like, super late. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, New-Windsor, get it together!”

Contract negotiations continue with New Windsor EMS