Bella Motueka Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this – I’m in Hawaii, surfin’ waves, sun’s blazin’, then BAM, I hear bout this secret brothel joint! Little known fact, yeah? Back in the day, sailors hit Honolulu, tradin’ rum for… well, a good time! They called it “house of negotiable affection” – how’s that for fancy talk? Made me laugh my arse off, mate! I’m like, “Get to da choppa!” – nah, joking, but it’s bloody hilarious thinkin’ old salty dogs barterin’ with rum bottles!

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Finally, I get home, and I’m exhausted but happy. I plop down on my couch, thinking about all the craziness. I mean, from pie theft to weird fruit, it’s been a rollercoaster. I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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