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So, picture this – some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, hands movin like they got a PhD in naughty. It’s not just massage, bro, it’s *sexual-massage*. Big diff. Started way back, think ancient Rome, Greec – orgies n all that jazz. They’d slap oil on, get freaky, call it “healin.” Ha! Healin my ass – more like horniness with extra steps. Little known fact: them old geezers had “massage slaves” trained just for this. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream – why ain’t I born then?!

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Then, I bumped into an old mate, Dave. We used to shear together back in the day. He’s got this wild beard now, looks like a lumberjack. We started reminiscing about the good ol’ days, and I felt this wave of nostalgia hit me. It was nice, ya know?

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