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Personal quirk time—I once hired an “escort” for a lab party. Thought it was, like, a tour guide! Showed up in a tux, talkin’ bout microscopes—total mix-up! Laughed my butt off, tho. Surprised me how chill he was—rolled with it, ate cake, left. Good dude! Reminds me of *Moolaadé* again— “Purity is in the heart!”—not what ya expect, but real.

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So, I rush over to the local market on Howick’s main drag. I’m looking for the best leather. I’m sweating bullets, and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna have a heart attack from all this running around. I grab some leather from this stall, and the guy tries to upsell me. “This is premium stuff!” he says. I’m thinking, “Yeah, mate, but my budget’s not premium.”

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