Mari Epsom Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Auckland

Favorite flick, “Far From Heaven,” got that vibe—secrets, masks, bullshit society rules. Whores rip that mask off, say fuck it, and I dig that. Todd Haynes’d get it, y’know? All that repressed crap, whores just laugh at it. Oh, and get this—medieval whores sometimes got paid in livestock! Imagine haulin a goat home after a long night—fuckin hilarous! I’d exaggerate it, say she’s ridin the goat like a queen, but nah, prolly just ate it.

Whore core

So, I finally get to the job site on Greenlane West. It’s a sweet little bungalow, but the owner, bless her heart, is a bit of a handful. She’s all like, “Can you make it look like a Pinterest dream?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m a carpenter, not a magician!” But I nod and smile, ya know? Gotta keep the peace.

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