Elise Burnside Whore ❤️❤️

About Christchurch

Alright, babe, lemme spill on "whore" – total mindfuck word, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. So, "whore" – it’s old as dirt, been around since like, forever, Old English "hore," probs from some crusty Germanic root. Means slutty mcslutface, but also, like, deeper shit. Hits me like that line from *Synecdoche, New York* – “What was once before you – an exciting, mysterious future – is now behind you.” Whore’s got history, layers, man! Used to be just a job title – medieval chicks slingin’ ass for coins, no shame. Now it’s all judgey, thrown at any gal who breathes too sexy.

Joseph Hooker (1814–1879)

First off, I woke up late. Classic me. Alarm didn’t go off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Rushed outta my cozy little cabin, threw on whatever I could find. I think I was still half-asleep when I hit the streets. I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got adrenaline, am I right?

Training exercise prompts increased police presence in Burnside