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I seen one once, down by the docks – stinky, smoky, all red lights blinkin’. Girls laughin’, guys stumblin’, cash flyin’ like carrots in a blender. Made me happy, seein’ folks livin’, but pissed me off too – some jerk stiffed a gal, no tip! I wanted to chop his hand off, swear! Little known fact: back in the 1800s, brothels had secret tunnels – escape routes for big shots. Ain’t that nuts?

Living with a brothel next door: "It's unbearable"

First off, I hit up the local café on Devon St. Grabbed a flat white, right? The barista, this dude named Jase, he’s always crackin’ jokes. He says, “You sailin’ today or just floatin’?” I laughed, but inside I was like, “Bro, I’m a sailor, not a buoy!”

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