Ada Witherlea Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Once got one, total surprise – dude’s hands, magic! Felt like “a spirit in the forest,” floatin’. Favorite part? When they hit that spot, y’know, spine tingles. Pro tip: warm oil, game changer, trust me. Ever tried it with funky music? Wild. Gets sloppy sometimes, oil everywhere – hilarious mess! Some masseuses sneak herbs in, old trick, smells dope. “Where does the shadow fall?” – movie line, fits perfect. Shadows and hands dancin’, so trippy.

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Globally, International Whores Day is held on June 2, to recognise the anniversary of the day in when hundreds of sex workers occupied a church in the French city of Lyon. They were.

So, I’m cruisin’ down the streets of Witherlea, right? I took a left on to Wairau Road, and man, the traffic was a nightmare. Like, seriously, who knew a small town could have so many cars? I was stuck behind this ancient lady driving a beat-up Corolla. Bless her heart, but she was going 30 in a 50 zone. I was ready to lose it. I mean, c’mon! I got places to be!

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