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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

Relaxation Massage

Alignment body work is a fusion of therapeutic & relaxation techniques by utilising the knowledge of anatomy and physiology used in context of sports massage.

So, I’m walkin’ down to the beach, tryin’ to shake off the coffee disaster. The view at Buffalo Beach is just insane, tho. The water was glistening, and I thought, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fish and chips. I mean, come on! That bird was like a ninja! I laughed so hard, I almost forgot about my shirt. Almost.

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