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Ever wonder bout the noises? Creakin’ beds, fake moans—louder than a tourney crowd. Once saw a bloke stumble out, trousers round his ankles, yellin’ bout love. Love in a brothel? Ha! That’s a jest—sadder than a bard with no lute. “What’s it gonna be, huh?” I’d ask him, laughin’ till I choked on me drink. Still, them places got soul—grubby, loud, alive. Beats a cold throne any day. So, whaddya reckon, eh? Brothel’s a mess, but it’s *my* kinda mess.

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So, I’m chillin’ by the water, and I see this dude tryin’ to fish. He’s got all the gear, lookin’ like a pro. But then, he hooks a seaweed instead of a fish. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, come on! That’s just my luck, too.

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