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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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First off, I hit the road on Albert Street. You know, the one that leads to the beach? The sun was shinin’, birds were chirpin’, and I was feelin’ like a million bucks. But then, BAM! My coffee spilled all over my favorite shirt. Ugh! I was like, “Really? Is this how we start?”

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