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So, erotic-massage – it’s them rubdowns that get ya all tingly, more’n just yer back, if ya catch my drift! Ain’t just oil and candles, naw, it’s hands wanderin’ where the sun don’t shine! I seen claims, folks tryin’ to bill insurance for it – “therapeutic,” they say! Git-R-Done, right? Makes me madder’n a wet hen – insurance ain’t for happy endings! But I gotta admit, I was surprised – some places been doin’ this since ancient Rome! Them Romans was freaky, y’all!

New masseuses

I have been racking my brains and have concluded that I got herpes from an erotic massage that I performed. I am an exotic masseuse and give sensual massages to.

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, and he’s like, “Where you at?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m helping an old lady!” And he’s like, “You’re missing the game!” I totally forgot about the footy match! I sprint down to the field on Wainuiomata Rd, and I’m praying I’m not too late.

Billy Johnstone chases volleyball dream