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About Palmerston North

Ooh, imagine this—sex escort in *Pan’s Labyrinth*! She’d dodge that freaky toad thing, all sassy. “This is my kingdom now!” she’d yell. I’d cheer, duh! Prolly trips over her heels tho—oopsie! Funny as heck. Oh, and fun fact—oldest escort gig? Ancient Rome, baby! Togas and all—wild, right?

The Bedroom

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So, I dashed down to the waterfront. The view was stunning, as always. The harbor sparkled like a million diamonds. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swooped down and tried to steal my muffin! I yelled, “Hey! That’s mine, ya feathered thief!” People stared. I mean, who wouldn’t laugh at a writer yelling at a bird?

New Zealand airport to remove Hobbit-themed eagle sculptures