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Mind you, it’s a slippery slope – one minute it’s “relaxation,” next you’re in a dodgy basement with a neon sign buzzin’ *massage special*. Mate of mine, daft sod, got lured in – came out skint, smellin’ of cheap lavender, mutterin’ “I’ve abandoned my boy!” like he’d lost his soul to the masseuse. Cracked me up, it did – proper *There Will Be Blood* vibes, all dark and dramatic. Reckon it’s a laugh, though – long as you ain’t daft enough to flash yer cash where coppers might nab ya.

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The vibe at the club is lit! Everyone’s laughing, and I’m finally relaxing. I grab a drink and join in on the banter. We’re talking about everything from the latest footy match to the weirdest things we’ve seen in Upper-Riccarton. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my drink.

45-year milestone reached by what could be Christchurch's oldest restaurant