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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Sexual-massage – oh boy, where do I start? It’s like, hands slidin’ everywhere, oils, tension, release – y’know, the *good* stuff. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ artform, okay? Judge Judy don’t mess around, and neither does a good masseuse with them magic fingers. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” – that’s what I’d say to some cheapo parlour skimping on the vibe. You want the real deal, not some half-assed rubdown.

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But then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, typical NZ weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a monsoon. I ducked into this cute little shop on Scenic Drive. It’s got all these quirky knick-knacks. I found this ridiculous gnome statue that looked like it was judging me. I had to take a pic. #GnomeGoals 😂

Seven-year fight over Titirangi water treatment plant ends