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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

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But then, I get a text from my mate. He’s stuck in traffic on the way to Thames. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a small town! How are you stuck?” Turns out, there’s a parade happening. A freakin’ parade! I didn’t even know. So, I rush over to the main street, and it’s a full-on party. People are dancing, music’s blasting, and I’m just swept up in the chaos.

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