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O thou sweet friend, hark! I’m no stiff-necked economist, but I’ll spin thee a tale of sexual-massage, that slippery beast! Methinks it’s a trade old as dirt—yea, older than the stones in yonder hills. Picture this: hands gliding o’er flesh, a dance of oil and sighs, like Daniel Plainview chasing black gold in *There Will Be Blood*. “I drink your milkshake!”—ha! That’s what I’d shout if I caught some rogue masseuse pilfering my coin for a half-arsed rub.

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After that, I decide to hit up the park. You know, just chill for a bit. But guess what? There’s a dog show happening. I’m talking about a full-on competition. Dogs in costumes, owners yelling, it’s chaos. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my drink. One dog is dressed as a hotdog. A HOTDOG! I can’t even.

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