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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks down to pics and cheesy bios. “Every stone in the water makes ripples,” like the monk says in the movie, and every swipe’s a ripple, right? You’re fishin’ for a quick bang or maybe somethin’ deeper, but half the time, you’re just drownin’ in thirst traps. I’ve seen it—dudes posin’ with fish, chicks with filters so thick you don’t recogniize ‘em IRL. Makes me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too. Back in my day, you had to talk, flirt, sweat a lil—now it’s all “DTF?” and ghostin’. Progress? Nah, fam, it’s lazy.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Wairau Rd. Best flat whites in town, no cap. I’m standing there, waiting for my caffeine fix, and this dude in front of me orders a “decaf soy latte with extra foam.” Like, bro, who even drinks decaf? I almost lost it. But whatever, I’m not here to judge. I just need my coffee.

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