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First off, I head down Broadway St. to grab my morning coffee. You know, the good stuff from that little café, The Coffee Station? I swear, their flat whites are like liquid gold. But guess what? They ran outta beans! I mean, c’mon! How do you run outta coffee beans? I was ready to throw a fit. But I just grabbed a chai latte instead. Not the same, but whatever.

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