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So, brothels—wild, right? Been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how badass is that? Girls painted their lips red, luring dudes in—sounds like me on a good night, ha! Fast forward, Victorian times had secret houses, all hush-hush, fancy gents sneakin’ round. Little known fact: some had trapdoors for quick escapes—sneaky, sneaky! “The shadow moves before the light,” like Ang Lee’s flick says—perfect for that undercover hustle.

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Then, I get to my studio on Portia St. and start working on this new vase. I’m all pumped, right? But then, my wheel starts acting up. It’s wobbling like it’s had one too many at the pub. I’m like, “C’mon, don’t do this to me!” I’m sweating, cursing under my breath. I finally fix it, but not before I’ve thrown a few choice words at it.

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