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I reckon it’s a power trip, yeah? Some dodgy masseuse—prolly called “Tiffany” with a fake tan—rubs ya down, and yer meant to just lie there, helpless. Makes me wanna slap someone. I saw this one bird on X, right, posted a vid of her “technique”—all slow hands and smirks. Made me wanna scream, “Get on with it, ya tart!” But nah, they drag it out, tease ya proper. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages from slaves. Bet they felt like kings, the pricks. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine some hairy git like Robert Baratheon getting one. He’d fart halfway through, ruin the mood!

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Finally, I head home, soaked but happy. I plop down on my couch, and I’m just thinking about the day. It was wild, emotional, and totally unexpected. Stoke, you’ve got character, that’s for sure. I mean, who else can say they fought a seagull, dodged rain, and found the best fish and chips all in one day?

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