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Yo, listen up, I’m Apollo Creed—bartender extraordinaire, “I must break you.” Pourin’ shots, slingin’ vibes, and talkin’ sexual-massage tonight! Man, lemme tell ya, it’s wild—like somethin’ straight outta *Fish Tank*. You seen that flick? My fave, 2009, Andrea Arnold—gritty, raw, messy as hell. Reminds me of this chick I knew, givin’ massages that’d make ya squirm—like Mia dancin’ in that council flat, “Everything comes to them who waits.” Except ain’t no waitin’ here, fam, it’s hands-on, full throttle!

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Finally, I get back, and I’m just about to load up the right order when my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta check out the new café on Fitzgerald Ave. They’ve got the best flat whites!” I’m like, “Yeah, after I don’t get fired, maybe.” But honestly, I’m tempted. Flat whites are life.

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