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Little known fact – them ancient Greeks? Big into this. Called it “anatripsis” or some shit. Rubbin’ down soldiers after battles, gettin’ frisky with it too. Surprised me, I ain’t gonna lie – thought it was just us modern degenerates. But nah, it’s old school, like ziti on Sundays. Thing is, it’s a crapshoot – you might feel like a king or a schmuck who just got played. I’m happy when it’s good, fuckin’ furious when it’s a tease. Like, don’t gimme no half-assed rubdown and charge me a c-note!

Introducing Massage Eden ‘De Luxe’

On the front, you see a massage parlor. Online you see sensual asian massage and sex for $70 typically if you're in any of the big cities in NZ.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this massive smile, and she’s like, “You’re doing a great job, dear!” I’m not gonna lie, that made my day. I mean, who doesn’t love a compliment? But then she starts telling me about her pet parrot. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I gotta watch the streets!”

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