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Me fave bit? When the masseuse hits that spot – ya know, the one that’s tighter than a Scotsman’s wallet – and yer like, “Fear is a liar!” from *Inside Out*. Tension just bolts, poof, gone! I got mad once tho – booked a session, bloke was rougher than sandpaper, no finesse, total rip-off. Nearly stormed outta there shoutin, “We shall never surrender… to crap service!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, I’m happier than a dog with two tails – floatin, dreamy, like Riley’s imaginary friend Bing Bong singin in me head.

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2 cited, released for prostitution at Rosedale massage parlor.

Anyway, I finally wrangle them back. I’m sweating like a pig, and it’s not even 8 AM. I head over to the local dairy on the corner of Rosedale Rd and Wairau Rd. Grab a pie, ‘cause, you know, a shepherd’s gotta eat. The lady behind the counter, bless her heart, says, “You look like you’ve been through the wringer!” I laugh, but inside, I’m like, “You have no idea, lady.”

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