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So, sex-dating’s like divin’ into a sea o’ hot strangers. Swipe, swipe, BAM – date’s on! I tried it, got a story, listen up, matey! Met this lass, all flirty texts, “u up?” at 2 a.m. – classic! We hit a bar, she’s smokin’, I’m sweatin’ like Patrick in a heatwave. Thought I’d score, but nah – she ghosted mid-drink! Rude! Felt like Lisa yellin’ “You’re so STUPID!” at me in my head. Pissed me off, but also – HA! – fair play, girl.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Queen St. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting for my coffee, and this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, what? Who brings a parrot to a café? I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix, not witness a pirate convention.

Is this the ugliest housing complex ever?