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But yo, what pisses me off? When folks think it’s just a code for somethin’ sketchy. Like, nah, fam, it’s legit—therapeutic AND hot, deal with it! Had this one time, right, went for an erotic-massage, and the masseuse was SO in tune—like she was Remy tastin’ flavors, “A little of zis, a little of zat!”—and I’m layin’ there, floatin’, thinkin’, “This is livin’, man!” Total surprise, didn’t expect to feel THAT relaxed AND hyped, y’know? Probs looked like a doofus grinnin’ ear to ear.

County Massage Parlors Come Under Scrutiny

Tuina – a Chinese style of massage using techniques similar to Swedish massage, done with oil. Often uses more finger pressure and stretching than Swedish.

After the duck drama, I head back to work, still chuckling. But then, I get to the workshop, and my tools are gone! Like, poof! I’m fuming. Who steals a cooper’s tools? I’m pacing around, cursing under my breath. I mean, come on, Redwood! We’re a small town!

3rd annual MMIR march