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Now, let’s talk brass tacks. Erotic-massage ain’t just a cheeky rubdown—it’s an investment. Costs ya maybe 50 quid, tops, depending on the joint. High-end spots? More like 200, but you’re paying for ambiance, mate—think velvet curtains, not sticky floors. Returns? Priceless. Stress melts faster than a villain’s henchman in a laser trap. Little-known fact: ancient Tantric blokes in India kicked this off—called it “sacred touch.” Bet they didn’t expect me sauntering in, smirking, “She reminds me of you,” like in *Certified Copy*. That flick’s all about layers, innit? Same with this—surface is one thing, but underneath? Pure gold.

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We have top-class massage therapists in Paraparaumu Beach, Raumati South, and all over Paraparaumu. No hesitation needed. Pop your phone on silent, and take.

While I’m munchin’, I see this couple walkin’ their dog. The dog’s a total legend, just runnin’ around, bein’ a goof. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I need a dog.” But then I remember, I can barely take care of myself.

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