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So, sexual-massage – it’s hands-on, real sensual, not just some backrub BS. I’m talkin’ energy flowin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. Little known fact? Ancient tantra cats in India kicked this off – thousands of years back! They were all about that mind-body hookup, no kiddin’. Makes me happy as hell – people connectin’ deep, no fake crap. But yo, what pisses me off? Shady parlors givin’ it a bad rap – keep it classy, jabronis!

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Then, I’m walkin’ down towards the Rangiora River. It’s a nice spot, real chill. I sit on a bench, just takin’ it all in. The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’ life’s pretty sweet. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my lunch! I’m flappin’ my arms like a madman, yellin’, “Get outta here, ya feathered thief!” People are lookin’ at me like I’m nuts. Whatever, man, I’m just protectin’ my sanga!

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