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I’m over here cacklin’, ‘cause one time, my cousin Shonda tried it—met this fool who said he was “runnin’ the world like Immortan Joe.” Chile, he showed up with no car, no job, and a flip phone! I hollered, “Run ‘em down, Furiosa-style!” She was done, y’all—done! Made me laugh so hard I near ‘bout peed myself. But real talk, it shocked me how bold these folks get—sextin’ five minutes in, like, “ “Put your back into it!”—calm down, we just met, Tyrone!

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling all good, when I hear this loud crash. I look over, and some dude just smashed his car into a lamppost on the corner of Harris Street. Like, bro, how do you even manage that? I mean, it’s not like the lamppost was hiding or anything. I’m half tempted to go help, but then I remember I’m not a mechanic. So, I just stand there, sipping my coffee, watching the chaos unfold.

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