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Hey buddy! So, escort, huh? Man, I’m like a librarian now, right? Cringey optimism incoming—escort’s wild! I mean, not *that* escort, ya perv, that’s what she said! Nah, I’m talkin’ Ford Escort, the car, baby! Loved that thing growing up—total underdog. Picture this: me, cruisin’ in my imaginary Escort, wind in my hair, lookin’ all cool. “The road stretches endlessly ahead”—straight outta *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*! That movie’s my jam, so slow, so moody, like drivin’ an Escort through life’s mess.

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After that, I head over to the Porirua City Centre. I’m thinking, “Let’s do some shopping.” I hit up the mall, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew everyone and their dog would be there? I’m dodging prams and old ladies like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. Finally, I find a cool shop on the second floor. They’ve got these funky tees. I grab one that says, “I survived Porirua traffic.” So true, right?

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