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Argh! I’m ready! Escort, huh? Yo, mateys, let’s dive in—talkin’ ‘bout Ford Escort, that scrappy lil’ car! Financial analyst SpongeBob here, bouncin’ off the walls! Loved that zippy thang—cheap, tough, total Bikini Bottom vibes. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon”—y’know, "I am to blame!"—that creepy village control freakiness. Escort’s like that, simple but sneaky deep! Built tough in the ‘60s, Ford’s baby for the everyman—kinda like me flippin’ patties, ha!

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You can meet Iris at her private Ponsonby apartment. Her premises are stylish, discreet, with lots of parking close by. Available by prior booking only. Text her today, visit her, and feel your .

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the pub later!” I’m like, “Heck yes!” A pint sounds perfect after this madness.

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