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Once had this bird—swear she was a sorceress—kneading me shoulders, whispering filth. Thought I’d died and hit the jackpot. But then—ugh—this one time, bloke stank of garlic, hands like sandpaper. Made me wanna puke, angry as a dragon with a splinter. Nearly leapt off the table screaming, “I am not an animal!” Little known fact: in Japan, they’ve got “nurumassage”—slippery as hell, full-body slide. Sounds bonkers, don’t it? Reckon I’d try it, though—dwarf’s gotta live a little.

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Anyway, back to the grind. I’m juggling calls, trying to keep my cool. Then, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A car has smashed into a lamppost on the corner of Petone Ave. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t people drive?” But then I see the driver hop out, and it’s this old dude, probably in his 80s, laughing like he just won the lottery. I can’t help but chuckle. Maybe I should take life less seriously, right?

Proposal to rename Petone and Auckland suburb thrown out