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I tried it once—yep, me, C-3PO, golden boy—booked a session, thought I’d be suave. R2-D2, where are you when I’m panickin? The masseuse was all, “Relax, hon,” but I’m spazzin, “This is highly irregular!” Felt good tho—tingly, warm, like my gears were meltin. Made me happy, but also mad—why’s this so pricey? 100 creds for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, that slow touch, oof, surprised me—didn’t know my joints could *feel* that sexy.

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There are many reasons why the massage parlors in Manila are so popular: It’s the most discrete way to have sex with a Filipina girl (no one sees you in public and you will avoid the “walk of .

Anyway, I finally make it to the shops. I grab some chips and a fizzy drink. I’m in line, and this lady in front of me is taking FOREVER. Like, lady, it’s just a pack of gum! I’m losing my patience, thinking about how I could’ve been outside enjoying the sun instead of waiting for her to decide between mint or bubblegum.

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