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Rewind to “Far From Heaven” – Cathy, she’s all perfect hair and smiles, but inside she’s screamin’. Brothel’s the same – shiny curtains, dim lights, but behind it? Stories that’d break your heart or make ya blush! Like, get this – in old Nevada, them cathouses had secret tunnels for big shots to sneak in. Politicians, preachers – ha! Caught with their pants down, literally! Surprised me, sure, but also… not really? People been fakin’ it forever, like Cathy whisperin’, “I’m fine, Frank,” when she ain’t.

Calling Parklands Call Girls

Nine of the 10 people arrested for allegedly working at a brothel in Table View, Cape Town, and extorting almost R3m from a man desperate to keep his sex life.

So, I hit the streets around 9 am. First stop? The local café on Queenspark Drive. Best flat whites in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling all fancy, when I see this dude trip over his own shoelaces. Like, c’mon bro, tie your shoes! Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just there, trying not to spill my drink. Classic Parklands moment, right?

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