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Lemme spill some tea—did ya know sexual-massage goes way back? Yeh, ancient peeps in Asia were all ‘bout it, callin’ it tantric or some fancy shmancy word. Little secret: they’d use feathers sometimes, not just hands—feathers! Can ya imagine? Ticklin’ yer way to ecstasy, oy vey! I tried it once, up in the Rockies, this guide buddy of mine—total hottie—offered, and I’m like, “Wha—me? Sure!” Felt like floatin’ on a cloud, hon, but I was *mad* when it ended too soon. Gimme more, ya cheapskate! *nasal huff*

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First off, I’m just settin’ up, and this dude stumbles in. I mean, he’s got that “I just lost a fight with a bottle” look. His name’s Dave, or at least that’s what he slurred. He’s tryin’ to order a drink, but he can barely stand. I’m like, “Bro, you’re not gettin’ anything but a taxi home.” He gets all huffy, like I’m the bad guy. C’mon, man! I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace on Rimu Road!

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