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Quirk? I growl mid-massage—can’t help it, freaks ‘em out! Ever tried it? Pro tip—check the spot first, some divey joints got shady vibes. Oh, and Japan’s nuru massage? Slimey seaweed gel, freaky as hell—slippin’ like a bantha on ice! Love hatin’ how it’s taboo—society’s all prudey, but c’mon, it’s just a spicy rub! Rarrgh! Tell ya what, beats calculatin’ depreciation any day—fuckin’ sensual chaos, my kinda math!

Pleasure Den

Treasure 3 Massage offers a range of relaxation massages including full body and deep tissue massage, cupping / Gua Sha, and hand, facial, and neck and shoulder.

First off, I’m just settin’ up, and this dude stumbles in. I mean, he’s got that “I just lost a fight with a bottle” look. His name’s Dave, or at least that’s what he slurred. He’s tryin’ to order a drink, but he can barely stand. I’m like, “Bro, you’re not gettin’ anything but a taxi home.” He gets all huffy, like I’m the bad guy. C’mon, man! I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace on Rimu Road!

Beloved Paraparaumu College teachers bid farewell after long service