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Okay, funny story—heard this once. Guy goes in, expects a “happy endin’.” Masseuse shuts him down cold. “This ain’t that, pal!” He’s red-faced, outta there fast. Cracked me up—dude, read the room! Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think. It’s tease, not sleaze—big diff! Surprised me too, first time I dug in. Thought it’d be all giggles, but nah—serious skill. Those hands? Magic. Like John Smith explorin’ new lands, “What lies beyond?”

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After that, I thought I’d hit up the Farmers’ Market on Saturday. It’s always a good time. Fresh produce, local crafts, and all that jazz. But when I got there, it was packed! Like, I couldn’t even move. I was elbowing my way through the crowd on Main Street, trying to get to my fave stall. Finally, I made it, only to find they were sold out of my favorite cheese! I was like, “Noooooo! Not the cheese!” I could feel my heart breaking.

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